Volume I, Edition 3     November 15, 2007

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Table of Contents

Letter From The Editor

Your Tradition or Mine?

Vienna in Autumn

Home for the Holidays: Military Style

Cookbook Recommendations

National Animal Shelter Awareness Week

Writing: Remember What Your Mama Taught You

Holiday Stress: A Guide To Keeping Your Cool

Fried Turkey: It's What's for Dinner

Norman Rockwell got it all Wrong

Groovy Love: Woodstock Lives On

Tommy Turkey Treats

Sweet Mystery

Grandad's Country Ham

Sexercise 101

Household Tips

Fiction: The Seeker

 

From Samhain Publishing

November e-book releases

November print releases


Editors

J.C. Wilder, Managing Editor

Anne Cain

Ciar Cullen

Lauren Dane, Wrangler

Gia Dawn

Carolan Ivey

Lorelei James

Isabo Kelly

J.L. Langley

TJ Michaels

Ashleigh Raine

Beth Williamson

 

 

Letter From The Editor

Greetings friends and readers!

   This happens to be my favorite time of year. The leaves fall like snowflakes in brilliant reds and yellows. It’s soup time and pumpkin bread time and more time is spent with family.

   This month’s issue is about a few of my very favorite things! Family and food. Combine those and you’re sure to dredge up a few fabulous memories of Thanksgiving (and a few not so fabulous ones) or other holiday meals eaten around a big table filled with the people you cherish most in the world.

   Enjoy the articles, the fiction and the recipes. Most of all enjoy the time spent with those you love.

   Lauren Dane


Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. Oscar Wilde  (1854-1900) Irish poet and dramatist.


Your Tradition or Mine?

Beth Williamson

   As happens with most couples when they become a couple, the first holiday dinner with their SO’s family is… challenging. By that I mean, you walk into this other family’s house and suddenly things smell different. Your mom’s house always smelled the same on holidays, right? But your MIL’s house had another kind of odor.

   The odor of unfamiliar food.

   Each family has so many holiday food traditions, it’s hard to accept and adopt someone else’s. Case in point, Thanksgiving dinner.

My mother’s been making the same dishes for Thanksgiving since I was little, even my sister and I make the same dishes she did. Turkey with homemade stuffing, gravy, homemade rolls, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed white potatoes, and a few veggies, along with cranberry sauce, pickles and olives. For dessert, homemade pumpkin pie or apple pie.

   Simple, but hearty fare (which sorta describes my childhood ;).

 The first time I had Thanksgiving at my BF’s house (he’s now my DH), I didn’t know where to turn or what to do *staving of panic* Where to begin? Okay, let’s start with the turkey.

(Bring on the FOOD!)


The most dangerous food to eat is a wedding cake. Proverb


Vienna in Autumn

Isabo Kelly

   My husband and I don’t travel like we used to. All that running around, “seen-it, done-it” stuff gets exhausting. And when you wear yourself out “touristing”, there’s no time left in the evenings (or mornings, or afternoons) for any romance. So we take it easy these days. We pick a place we think we’ll enjoy and then just…walk.

   This fall, we went to Vienna, Austria, and we discovered a beautiful, rich city full of unexpected surprises.

   Walking the city was easy. There’s a huge pedestrian street running from the State Opera House (Staatsoper) to Stephansdom (St. Stephen’s Cathedral), as well as several other such streets throughout the central part of the city. Beyond these areas, there’s still plenty of sidewalk space to avoid traffic (though occasionally we had to walk single-file). If you’re so inclined, there are plenty of bicycle paths all around the city, too—although we’re just not that energetic ourselves. And if you’re not into walking, the public transport system is spectacular. It’s easy to navigate, relatively inexpensive, and extensive throughout Vienna.

(More, MORE!)


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.

 Woody Allen(1935-?) American director, actor and comedian.


Home for the Holidays: Military Style

Melissa Schroeder

   I have spent close to 40 years as a dependent of the US Air Force. Some bad, some good, all of it memorable. It is odd to those of you who don’t share the “life” to understand how we live without knowing from one year to the next where we will live, or if our spouse will be with us for the holidays. It definitely isn’t easy, and it really isn’t for everyone. I can’t really explain it to others when they ask me how I accomplish it without falling apart or killing someone. I just shrug and say that I am my mother’s daughter.

   No matter where we lived or what our situation was, we were home when I was growing up. By the time I was nine I had lived in three states and two countries (six houses-a seventh by my tenth birthday), but I never had a sense of not belonging. My parents never talked of Pittsburgh—where they both grew up--as our home. We were home. My first true memory of a holiday was in Germany, our first Christmas there. For people who have never experienced Christmas in Germany, it is one of the most magical places to be that time of year. I had five of them and they were wonderful. I never thought, “Wow, I wish I was home.” Because I was home. In that place, in that time, I was home because I had my family. No matter where we live or what the future holds for us, I want that for my children.

(Hoo-AH!)


Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns


Cookbook Recommendations

The editors of The Samhellion have gathered together a list of our favorite cookbooks. These wonderful gems contain everything from soups to vegetarian dishes and gourmet desserts! So if you're looking for something different to spice up your holiday meals, look no further than this list.

The Joy of Cooking

Celtic Folklore Cooking

Feast: Food to Celebrate Life

Biggest Book of Slow Cooker Recipes

Paula Dean: It Ain't All About the Cookin'

Moosewood Restaurant Cooks At Home

Betty Crocker's Picture Cookbook

Betty Crocker Cookbook

If you're looking for some electronic cookbooks, there are two available on J.C.'s website, just click on Free eBooks.


Adam was the luckiest man; he had no mother-in-law. Mark Twain


National Animal Shelter Appreciation Week

Anne Cain

 

    Anyone who’s ever owned and treasured a pet understands the love having a furry companion brings. These animals become full-fledged members of our families, loving unconditionally and bringing so much joy into our lives. But in the United States alone, thousands of otherwise healthy, beautiful cats and dogs never have the chance to find a good home.

   November 4th through the 10th is National Animal Shelter Appreciation Week, giving us all a chance to recognize the good these organizations do for their communities and pet lovers alike. There are many No-Kill shelters across the country and worldwide dedicated to caring for strays and abandoned animals until they are adopted. Like Operation Kindness in Carrolton, TX, these organizations provide a safe, humane environment and veterinary treatment for their wards, including vaccines and spaying/neutering procedures.

   With the holiday season approaching, please take a moment to think about these animal shelters that are lending man’s best friend a helping paw. If you or someone you know is thinking about adding a new member to the family, please consider adopting a pet from a local shelter instead of purchasing from a breeder. There are thousands of pups and kittens waiting for a good home, with so much love to share.

(More Puppies Please!)


Bah, Humbug - Scrooge


WRITING: Remember What Your Mama Taught You

Beverly Rae

   My mom, like most moms, did her best to prepare me for the real world. She taught me right from wrong, left from right, and where to knee the neighbor boy when he got too handsy. Granted, she never knew anything about the publishing industry, but her lessons about life have helped me in my career. Maybe they can help you, too.

   Here are a few lessons to remember when starting a writing career.  

(More, More)


Holiday Stress, A Guide To Keeping Your Cool

by J.C. Wilder

   Ask anyone and they'll tell you the holidays are stressful. If someone does disagree, they're lying! :) Stress and depression can not only ruin your holidays but your health as well. At this time of year you're facing a dizzying list of demands, work, parties, shopping, baking, decorating and lots of other chores. So much for great tidings of Joy, eh?

   There are three major triggers of holiday stress or depression:

  • Relationships

  • Finances

  • Physical Demands

   When stress is at it's peak, its difficult to step back, take a deep breath and regroup. The best defense is to try and stave off stress and depression especially if it has taken an emotional toll in the previous years.

   Here are a few tips to deal with holiday stress:

  • Be realistic - You will never, no matter how much you try, create that perfect Norman Rockwell Christmas. Learn to accept that things will go wrong, the food will burn, the oven will break down, something will also come up. The holidays aren't about the perfect dinner party, it's all about sharing your time with those you love.

  • Stick to a budget - Decide how much you can spend on gifts or entertaining. Remember that you cannot buy happiness with bigger, more expensive gifts.

  • Acknowledge your feelings - It's okay to feel blue and to take time to cry and express your feelings. You can't force yourself to be happy just because it's the holidays.

  • Set aside differences - Try to accept people as they are. When you feel let down or wronged by someone, it is because they don't live up to your expectations of them. People will disappoint you, let it go for a more appropriate time and place to discuss it.

  • Plan ahead - as much as you can, plan out your shopping, menus and party plans. This will help to avoid last minute shopping to pick up those forgotten items.

  • Learn to say no - People will understand when you tell them you can't do something. If you say yes to something that you really don't want to do, you'll only end up feeling resentful later.

(No More Stress!)


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